I found a blog called Owl Tattoos
from a blow called We Hate Your Blog (Owl Tattoos).
Well,
this is interesting.
I found the blog with hundreds of owl tattoo patten/pictures,
at the same time finding out the reasons why people hate owl tattoos.
I summarised the reasons why my lovely owls being hated on ink then put it on site.
I don't like the tone they presented, aggressively, though impressively hilarious.
1. WE HATE the frivolity of the internet. Of course, we’re cool with tattoos. Tattoos are great. And owls? Well, ok. Owls. Whatever. Tattoos depicting owls? Hey, it’s your skin.
A blog about owl tattoos? Hmph. See the name of this blog.
2. WE HATE how when we rapidly scroll through your blog, it’s like catching a psychedelic butcher shop out of the corner of our eye.
3. WE HATE the fact that owls are the new hot animal. It used to be penguins. We love penguins, but now owls are the new penguins. In line with its mission to make callous movies out of pop culture cliches, we assume Dreamworks is cooking up an animated owl movie featuring the voice talents of people like Tracy Morgan, Elizabeth Banks or Sarah Silverman in lieu of finding real actors.
4. WE HATE the fact that people want to mythologize the owl. Everything you think you know about owls is wrong. Owls are jerks (....etc....according to Wikipedia) Owls are the ninja assassins of the woodlands, not the professors. Keep that in mind, Owl Tattoos. You’re just feeding the Owl Agenda.
5. WE HATE photos of tattoos, now, after posting all of these. You know when a tattooed person asks you if you would care to see commands you to see their tattoos? Then they tell you the story/how much it hurt/what the chaotic and overdrawn blob of ink on their calf means...etc? Then you finally start to lose interest. Well, you’re trying to get laid by that person, so it’s ok. Without that at stake, random photos of fresh (and probably sore) owl tattoos just make up one more blog to hate.
2. WE HATE how when we rapidly scroll through your blog, it’s like catching a psychedelic butcher shop out of the corner of our eye.
3. WE HATE the fact that owls are the new hot animal. It used to be penguins. We love penguins, but now owls are the new penguins. In line with its mission to make callous movies out of pop culture cliches, we assume Dreamworks is cooking up an animated owl movie featuring the voice talents of people like Tracy Morgan, Elizabeth Banks or Sarah Silverman in lieu of finding real actors.
4. WE HATE the fact that people want to mythologize the owl. Everything you think you know about owls is wrong. Owls are jerks (....etc....according to Wikipedia) Owls are the ninja assassins of the woodlands, not the professors. Keep that in mind, Owl Tattoos. You’re just feeding the Owl Agenda.
5. WE HATE photos of tattoos, now, after posting all of these. You know when a tattooed person asks you if you would care to see commands you to see their tattoos? Then they tell you the story/how much it hurt/what the chaotic and overdrawn blob of ink on their calf means...etc? Then you finally start to lose interest. Well, you’re trying to get laid by that person, so it’s ok. Without that at stake, random photos of fresh (and probably sore) owl tattoos just make up one more blog to hate.
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